Wind-Ups
Author Unknown
Wind up the Major Owens doll and it hums.
Wind up the Colonel Ragsdale doll and it slowly unwinds.
Wind up the Colonel Wilhoite doll and it adds a word and a word and a word and a word.
Wind up the Major Ford doll and it fires the Bugle Call staff.
Wind up the Major Thomas doll and it sends home bills.
Wind up the Captain Pryor doll and its hair falls out.
Wind up the Captain Moore doll and it integrates.
Wind up the Colonel McCord doll and it takes off all the doors.
Wind up the Major Gunn doll and it romps upon you.
Wind up the Captain Daimwood Doll and it ploughs the back forty.
Wind up the Captain Lee doll and it flies away into the ether crying “never give up.”